17 Reasons BuzzFeed Forgot
If you haven’t seen it, BuzzFeed published an article with “17 Reasons You’re About To Fall In Love With The Creighton Bluejays This March.”
Here are The CreightOnion’s “17 Reasons BuzzFeed Forgot”
1) Because COACH MAC can also dunk!
2) Because we have better attendance than half the NBA teams in America
3) Because our student bar serves FREE beer after every home game!
4) Grey Uni’s.
5) Because Warren Buffett loves the Jays (he’ll be there saturday )
6) How can you not appreciate a team that somehow competes after eating Brandeis?
7) Coach Mac’s sweet, white navigator
8) Because Papa Mac is paying for Doug out of pocket
9) Because Grant is the Tommy Boy of basketball players
10) And because Grant is responsible for a singular wink that made the entire state of North Carolina hate us
11) We have the best Canadian born guard since Steve Nash…
12) Because BIG SWAG!
13) Because Chatman may be the most underrated Point guard IN AMERICA.
14) Because we have passionate fans that drink as hard as they cheer
15) Speaking of drinking, does your school serve beer at games? Ours does. We even sing a song about it before tipoff.
16) Because we did THIS to Nebraska
17) And finally, because (free) Doug McDermott bobble heads are suddenly worth hundreds and look nothing like him