Welcome, The CreightOnion is an underground student-run satire news site for the entertainment and enjoyment of Creighton University students, alumni and staff.  All of the content on this site is satire and, while some of the inspiration might be true, it is not intended to contain real stories or real sources of any kind.  The CreightOnion is completely independent, we are not affiliated with Creighton University or The Creightonian newspaper (or The Onion) in any way.  Our goal is to provide laughs drawn from exaggerations and parodies of elements of campus life that we experience everyday.  Our goal is NOT to induce harsh ridicule or direct derogatory remarks towards a specific individual.

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