CreightOnion leads search for new CU president
As many of you are aware, our beloved Father Lannon will be stepping down as a Creighton University President in May 2015. We here at the CreightOnion wish him the best, however the search for a new university leader has begun. We are currently leading a search of our own, so here are our top picks for Lannon’s official replacement.
*** DISCLAIMER: do not take these too seriously ***
1) Coach McDerrmott- So he’s not a priest. But once we get past that, what’s not to love. He is 6’8 and would intimidate every one into doing what he wants. On top of that, imagine his offensive approach to medical school.
2) Bobbo from the Jay- He has the ability to take on multiple tasks at a time, clear porches and his financial management skills are unparalleled. Additionally, he is known by just single name – like a rapper.
3) Father Shlegel- …Because how much golf can one man really play. Also, he would finally be able to hire someone to comb his mustache.
***Feel free to email us your own ideas as to who should replace Father Lannon at >>> firstname.lastname@example.org***