For 139th year in a row, CSU presidential platforms based on transparency

The only election getting less votes than the midterms today is the CSU presidential race.

This year marks the 139th consecutive year that both candidates have campaigned on the platform of “transparency.”

Despite this being a campaign platform for so many years, students still have not achieved transparency.

“I don’t even know what transparency means anymore,” said a senior student voter.

“It’s been promised to us for years. Like it’s something we want. I don’t even know what’s being hidden anymore and I really just don’t care.

I’d rather have the pool back.”