Male student tries face mask for the first time, now identifies as a feminist

They say college is the time to experiment and Brian Morris, a 20-year-old sophomore in the Heider College of Business, can attest to this statement. On the night of Aug. 28th Morris and a couple of his fraternity brothers had a life changing experience that they claim ultimately made them think twice about disrespecting women.

The boys told reporters they found the fresh avocado and tea tree oil scrub mask in the Swanson first floor bathroom and decided to go for it. Danny Ridges, a friend of newly-named feminist, Morris, said, “I was pretty skeptical of it at first, but after seeing Brian with it on, I decided ‘why not.’”

“I would have never done something like this in high school,” Morris earnestly said.

“I mean, I’m not gay or anything, I just think skin care should able to be a priority for both the genders.”

It is rumored Morris will be enrolling in WGS300, Introduction to Women and Gender Studies class in the spring of 2019 to talk over other women about his journey.